One day to go, so come on you lot, we writers at Arachne need a bit of help to get DUSK going, a wave of stories and poetry across the UK on 21 December at, well, dusk.

Crowdfunding ends tomorrow. Even at a fiver there are great goodies, and for every friend of mine who pledges £10 or more, I will write a new scurrilous story about Mrs May, Mr Johnson, Mr Corbyn, Mr Erdoğan or another politician of your choice. Except Mr Trump, for whom truth is stranger than fiction. You'll get a badge too.

And my offer of a 1000 word hand-made story (see my 13 September blog) still stands. Two have already been ordered, but I could manage a third, for you.